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Ratatouille: Not the best movie of the year

Nor should it win any academy awards beyond the cutest movie or whatever, which it is not either. So yeah, I did not LOVE it. It was better than Pixar’s thinly veiled commercial for children, ‘Cars’, but it was nowhere near ‘The Incredibles’, ‘Toy Story’ or even ‘Finding Nemo’. It was OK.

First, watching rats cook, and I get the silliness of the situation, is just too much for me to digest. Second, seeing a swarm of rats cook, in a kitchen, even when steamed clean is just repulsive. I do not like rats. Poetic, yes; for my consumption, no. The plot falls into that great divide between parent and child humor, totally missing the sweet spot. Christopher Plummer elevates the movie from the just plain as the voice of a truly vicious restaurant critic, the only real engaging character in this movie other than the evil chef. The sequence of this critic tasting the rat-orchestrated ratatouille, whose taste transports him back to his childhood, is magical. Sadly, it is one of the few bright spots in this otherwise very plain vanilla Disney/Dreamworks fare.

Steve Jobs deserves, demands, more. B-

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Hotmail – can you really take it seriously?

So Microsoft, MSN, Hotmail – are playing catch up, promising share holders to catch up to Google in no time. Advertising-wise they are doing a great job (Facebook is an MSN advertising property), but Hotmail, is not.

Hotmail upgraded its interface, increased storage size, but its core is still the same old silly service that you left behind and use only because you occasionally use MSN / Windows Live Messenger. Case in point: Junk mail filter. My mailbox is set to standard filtering, which says:
“Most junk e-mail is sent to the junk e-mail folder.” Nonetheless, it appears the f- word, f-buddy, and Viagra are all not obvious words for Hotmail’s junk mail filters.

Not sure if there is a Windows port for it, but Spam Assassin is free and the fine women and men of Hotmail will be smart to change their spam filters to use it. Until then, it is the same dinky silly webmail site that you used to use but never do anymore.

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Best songs ever

At present, I think of these as the best songs ever. I am fickle. This may change tomorrow. Order does not count.

  • Soundgarden – Jesus Christ Pose
  • Helmet – In the meantime
  • Cypress Hill – How I could just kill a man
  • Gin and Juice – Dr. Dre / Snoop
    Anything on ‘The Chronic’ is the best song ever, really
  • The Boss – James Brown
  • Thunder Kiss ’65 – White Zombie
  • Live for this – Hatebreed
    Nothing is more intense.
  • Blues from a gun – The Jesus and Mary Chain
    ‘Automatic’ used to be perfect. Impossible to be more perfect than ‘The Chronic’
  • 100 Miles and Runnin’ – NWA
  • Movin’ on up – Primal Scream
    My first choice for a song to get married to. Inappropriate, really.
  • Sweet Potato Pie – Domino
    Pop rap perfection. Domino never reached anything near this.
  • Harry – Melvins
    Guitars too thick to waste words on.
  • MDMA – Love 666
    Also thick with noise, anthem style
  • Monster Magnet – Negasonic Teenage Warhead
  • CNN – Young, White, Stupid
  • Ice Cube – Wicked
    The one truly remarkable song he ever put out. Flea in the video was cool, too.

My taste. Not your taste.

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